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it's kind of a waste of hot dogs tbh

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Thoughts on Human Sans below.

- Too many hot human Sanses out there, imo. I imagine he’s highly disheveled and dead in the soul the way a former grad student now working at Target is.

- Vaguely late 20s/early 30s. Could pass for a dad of an 8 year old. Could pass for an uncle. Could pass for an older adult brother.

- Didn’t brush his teeth this morning. Has not combed his hair in three days. Has not shaved in a week and a half. Has not cut his hair in 10 months. I do not have the necessary artistic ability to accurately portray what a greasy, greasy man he is.

- Short. Chubby. Unassuming, broski vibe. Just looks like some average, random guy. You could really have a beer with a guy like this, if you weren’t 8 years old.

- Human feet in slippers on snow is a no-go. So instead it’s just some kind of plain velcro sneaker. (His outfit in general is based on his overworld sprite and not his battle sprite.)

- Want him to be someone you can easily imagine being a scientist, or something really prestigious like that wearing a white coat and all cleaned up. You could just picture it! But instead he’s just a sad pile of laundry.

- My favorite gijinka set was from like a year ago, where the person said that between “spaghetti”, “fugeddaboutit”, and “the man who speaks with hands”, the skeletons should all be Italian. I can’t find that image again, but that’s been my go-to headcanon ever since. If you know which one I’m talking about, please let me know!

- I always liked face mask Sanses, and thought they were really clever. I skipped it here though because I don’t want it to be so obvious that there’s anything wrong with his health. The player has no reason to suspect he’s that weak from just his appearance.

- I like thinking that he still incorporates the body humor somehow. Like how normal Sans suntans himself and drinks smoothies that go through him for comedic effect. Human Sans wears hair nets out of “compliance with health codes” for his illegal hot dog stand. Probably has done some crazy stuff with body paint. Probably shaved the opening lines of Bee Movie into his arm hair. Wears glasses with awake eyes painted on them, to cover up his naps.

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Does this look like Leonard from big bang theory to anyone else....